Saturday, August 25

despite rumors...


...Phil Collins is not actually my dad...

I'm actually the love child of Joan Collins and Bootsy Collins, which explains my good taste and looks and possibly my sexual prowess...



3 comments:

WhitelinePsycho said...

Thank God for the former, praise the funk for the latter !!

Irish Rich said...

I thought you were the Laurel Canyon hippie love child of Dan Haggerty and Judy Collins.

the liquor store said...

hahahaha!!!