Tuesday, May 11

this is from the dictionary so it must be true...


this is from the dictionary so it must be true...

El Duce(person,noun):
El Duce is lord, he started his rape rock band The Mentors in 1976. They mix stand up comedy with metal and porn. With great success came temptation, and in 1991, he left the Mentors becuase he could not play drums anymore due to his drinking. Later he would team up with bandmate Dr. Heathen Scum for some of his solo albums. After Kurt Cobain'S "suicide" in 1994 El Duce came out with the fact that Kourtney Love paid him $50,000 to murder Kurt Cobain, he did not do it, and he even passed a polygraph test. A short time after he was "hit by at train" and died, but we all no that Kourtney Love conspired kill Kurt Cobain and El Duce.
Person 1: I fucked 2 fat women at the same time!
Person 2: Just like El Duce in the sandwich of love!

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